10 phrases that only make sense to people in Texas
If you are not from the great state of Texas, some of the things we are saying might confuse you a bit. It’s not that we’re illiterate, we’ve just found ways to say things that take less time. And that leaves more time to do the things we really love to do in Lonestar State.
These sentences, which are not in any particular order, highlight the colorful way we speak in Texas. You could say, “We have more sayings than you can say.” And, if you don’t know what that means, well, you’re about to learn.
In Texas, we always manage to do something. The phrase itself just means we’re about to do something. “Hey all of you, I’m about to go pour a beer, does anyone want something?” It also means that dinner is being prepared: “Hey all of you, I’m making beans and cornbread”. What are “all of you”? See below.
What do you get when you combine “you” and “all”? You get “All of you”. It could be one person or 50 people, but everyone near your voice is just “all of you”. “What kind of beer do you all want, I’m about to go to the store”
More than you can do
It just means that we have a lot of something. “We have more Whataburgers than you can make.” Honestly, I’m not sure where that term comes from. I mean who shakes a stick at things?
Bless your heart
This phrase can be used to show that you feel sorry for someone for some reason. But, a ton of Texans use it as a way to “act” like they feel sorry for you, but in a polite way. For example: “Aw, you are not very smart, are you? Well, bless your heart ”.
I wouldn’t trust them as much as I could toss them
Have you ever tried to throw someone? More than likely, you’re not going to throw them very far unless you’re a wrestler. Still, this phrase means that there are definitely trust issues. I’ll use it in one sentence: “I can’t believe they like In-N-Out Burger better than Whataburger. I wouldn’t trust them as much as I could toss them.”
This phrase is used to talk about something we could do in the past, but not so much now. “In my day, I could drink a 12-pack of beers and eat 4 Whataburgers in one night without gaining weight.” Show off.
All hat and no cattle
Personally, I have never used this expression. However, I have heard a ton of Texans using it all the time. The phrase basically describes someone who talks about a big game but can never support it. “There’s no way Chaz can dunk a basketball, he’s all hat and no cattle.” Incidentally, this is a very true statement.
I’m crazier than a sissy
Apparently the hens get really mad when they get wet. Now this is another phrase that I do not say but have heard many times. Especially when I was a child and I went to trample my grandmother’s vegetable garden. I walked into the house and she told me that she was crazier than a sissy against me. Then she looks like she’s about to beat my butt.
If you don’t like the weather, wait a minute
In Texas, the weather can change quite quickly. It can literally be 70 degrees one day, and the next day it’s snowing. Someone from out of town might say something like “It’s really cold in here today”. Texan: “Well, if you don’t like the weather, wait a minute. It really isn’t that far.
What type of coke do you want
In Texas, every soda known to mankind is simply a “coke.” I think that’s a phrase that frustrates Northerners the most. Texans are surprised when the waitress comes back with a real Coke instead of a Dr. Pepper, which we really mean when we say we want a Coke. I know, it’s confusing.